Our deepest gratitude goes out to all who helped in the completion of this
experiment. Special thanks to the following:
Dr. Berget and Ms. Rensko, for their continued dedication to PGSS.
The taxpayers of Pennsylvania, for funding PGSS.
Mr. Luokkala, the ever-elusive Barry, for lending us the equipment and lab
necessary to conduct our experiment.
T.A. Kate, for driving us to chronic sleep deprivation during the first four
weeks so that we could finish our work early. Thanks also for giving us
insight into the wonderful world of trees and other things that fly. You're a
pretty spiffy gal. Thanks again, Kate. We appreciate you!
Brian, for his teaching and support. We love you, man.
T.A. Jeff, for putting that Einstein ring in his ear as a show of support for
our project.
Doug, the sand fractal guy next door, for putting up with us.
Dr. Holman, for teaching us about curved space-time, track observers, Kip
Thorne, and not knowing the odd number theorem.
Hector and John, for keeping us supplied with the bubbly and allowing us to
"plunk."
The "astrophysics guy," for leading us along the right path from the
beginning.
MMP Cluster, for not enforcing the rules. No food. No exceptions. Except for
Dave.
Baker Cluster, for reliable printers. We always know they're broken.